Cartoon Duck
Always the victim
Of the world
He lives in
Yet loved by those who view him
In the living world
Sometime back I wrote a shadorma titled “Cartoon Man.” This one is dedicated to all those ducks who see in the funny pages and the silver screen
Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, March 29, 2008
The Human Cardinal is Moving
I have decided to place “The Adventures of the Human Cardinal” on a separate blog. All my political post will remain here on “The Shamgar Report.” My first post on the new blog is titled “Babylonian Chocolate Milk. Go check it out.
Thanks to everyone.
Thanks to everyone.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Incident at the Soda Box
From the “Adventures of the Human Cardinal.”
In the last episode the seven foot pink rabbit, Killer Bunny, was put behind bars.
The Human Cardinal was recovering from the acid eggs, and his red feathers was growing back.
Benny scolded Blue Tornado Boy for his blunder.
All seemed fine until Killer Bunny’s wife, Queen Rat lady, appeared at Mister Mintdrop’s Candy Store
Incident at the Soda Box
(This post is done in poetic form Fibonacci)
With
Her wand
Queen Rat Lady
Tapped Mister Mintdrop’s Soda Box
Then smiled waved her magic wand and vanished
The clerk opened the soda box finding it full of Babylonian Chocolate Milk
What in the world does this mean?
How did orange soda become chocolate milk?
What is Queen Rat Lady up to?
Stay tune!
In the last episode the seven foot pink rabbit, Killer Bunny, was put behind bars.
The Human Cardinal was recovering from the acid eggs, and his red feathers was growing back.
Benny scolded Blue Tornado Boy for his blunder.
All seemed fine until Killer Bunny’s wife, Queen Rat lady, appeared at Mister Mintdrop’s Candy Store
Incident at the Soda Box
(This post is done in poetic form Fibonacci)
With
Her wand
Queen Rat Lady
Tapped Mister Mintdrop’s Soda Box
Then smiled waved her magic wand and vanished
The clerk opened the soda box finding it full of Babylonian Chocolate Milk
What in the world does this mean?
How did orange soda become chocolate milk?
What is Queen Rat Lady up to?
Stay tune!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Is Obama the Answer?
Over the last few weeks I have asked many question. (On gather.com)
1. Is America at a Crossroads?
Most said we are.
2. Will America Stand?
I had mixed comments on this question, but many are concerned.
3. Does the Constitution Matter?
Many say it does, and few on the left made a few sarcastic remarks.
4. Can one man bring hope?
I was referring to a mortal man. Most said no, and some said he can lead a movement.
Now I am going to ask these three questions which I am sure will bring out hostility from the left.
Is Barak Obama the answer?
Can he solve the problems of this nation?
If he is President will America become the Garden of Eden?
My answer to all these questions is no. He is a champion of causes and movements for a few certain groups. I find in him no love for America or the Constitution. When it comes to patriotism, he is a hallow man.
When the founding fathers wrote the Constitution they developed separation of powers. They realized that one day the masses could fall victim to a silver tongued politician with a inflated ego. Since we have a restricted federal government, the crown his supporters wish to give him will never happen. Thanks to our founding fathers. They had great vision, and brought us hope and change.
The Shamgar Report
March 2008
1. Is America at a Crossroads?
Most said we are.
2. Will America Stand?
I had mixed comments on this question, but many are concerned.
3. Does the Constitution Matter?
Many say it does, and few on the left made a few sarcastic remarks.
4. Can one man bring hope?
I was referring to a mortal man. Most said no, and some said he can lead a movement.
Now I am going to ask these three questions which I am sure will bring out hostility from the left.
Is Barak Obama the answer?
Can he solve the problems of this nation?
If he is President will America become the Garden of Eden?
My answer to all these questions is no. He is a champion of causes and movements for a few certain groups. I find in him no love for America or the Constitution. When it comes to patriotism, he is a hallow man.
When the founding fathers wrote the Constitution they developed separation of powers. They realized that one day the masses could fall victim to a silver tongued politician with a inflated ego. Since we have a restricted federal government, the crown his supporters wish to give him will never happen. Thanks to our founding fathers. They had great vision, and brought us hope and change.
The Shamgar Report
March 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Easter at Brooke Meadow Lane
Last episode: The Pink Ship
This post is done in the poetic form called naani.
In the chapel
At Brooke Meadow Lane
Officer Mick Maroon
Conducted the choir
As Madame Mayor
Stood to speak
Killer Bunny appeared
Holding an Easter basket
The basket was full
Of black shiny eggs
“Everyone under the pews!”
A voice shouted
The Human Cardinal
With Blue Tornado Boy
Benny was flying above
Killer Bunny was shocked
“Benny saw your ship,”
The red birdman said
Lay down the basket
The pink rabbit refused
‘Don’t worry Uncle H.C.”
The Blue Wonder shouted
And began to spin around
Benny panicked
The blacks eggs scattered
Green yolk covered
Our feathered hero
Killer Bunny fled the sconce
While running away
Benny bit his ear
Falling to the ground
Mick Maroon cuffed him
Up in the sky
Inside the pink ship
Kent Cool raced away
To back to planet Earth
Killer Bunny is behind bars!
But danger still lurks!
Kent Cool escaped once again, and Queen Rat Lady is still scheming.
Not to mention the red birdman has been burned by the acid eggs!
What will happen next!
Stay tuned, and Happy Easter to everyone.
This post is done in the poetic form called naani.
In the chapel
At Brooke Meadow Lane
Officer Mick Maroon
Conducted the choir
As Madame Mayor
Stood to speak
Killer Bunny appeared
Holding an Easter basket
The basket was full
Of black shiny eggs
“Everyone under the pews!”
A voice shouted
The Human Cardinal
With Blue Tornado Boy
Benny was flying above
Killer Bunny was shocked
“Benny saw your ship,”
The red birdman said
Lay down the basket
The pink rabbit refused
‘Don’t worry Uncle H.C.”
The Blue Wonder shouted
And began to spin around
Benny panicked
The blacks eggs scattered
Green yolk covered
Our feathered hero
Killer Bunny fled the sconce
While running away
Benny bit his ear
Falling to the ground
Mick Maroon cuffed him
Up in the sky
Inside the pink ship
Kent Cool raced away
To back to planet Earth
Killer Bunny is behind bars!
But danger still lurks!
Kent Cool escaped once again, and Queen Rat Lady is still scheming.
Not to mention the red birdman has been burned by the acid eggs!
What will happen next!
Stay tuned, and Happy Easter to everyone.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Should Al Gore Turn Green?
This election year, we have seen a great division within the Democrat Party. It appears that their convention could be hostile. I just wonder what would happen if Al Gore joined the Green Party, and became it’s candidate for President? Would this cause more division among the liberal camp?
Since Al Gore is supposed to a champion of the environment, I’ve never understood why he doesn’t turn Green.
Since Al Gore is supposed to a champion of the environment, I’ve never understood why he doesn’t turn Green.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
The Pink Ship
From the “Adventures of the Human Cardinal
Previous Episode: Queen Rat Lady
This post was done in shadorma.
The pink ship
Left Easter Island
Fill with black
Acid eggs
Queen Rat Lady stayed behind
With a back-up plan
However
Benny saw a pink light
While flying
Up in space
Now Brooke Meadow Lane will be warned
That things don’t seem right
So the red bird man and gang will be ready for Kent Cool and Killer Bunny!
However Queen Rat Lady is still around!
Wonder what she is up to?
Stay tune!
Previous Episode: Queen Rat Lady
This post was done in shadorma.
The pink ship
Left Easter Island
Fill with black
Acid eggs
Queen Rat Lady stayed behind
With a back-up plan
However
Benny saw a pink light
While flying
Up in space
Now Brooke Meadow Lane will be warned
That things don’t seem right
So the red bird man and gang will be ready for Kent Cool and Killer Bunny!
However Queen Rat Lady is still around!
Wonder what she is up to?
Stay tune!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Does the Constitution Matter?
The founding fathers sacrificed much to free us from a global empire. Men like Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died with little money to help build this nation. True not every person was free in the United States, but the landmark was set. Without their first sacrifice, it's possible none of us would be free today.
I hear people talk about hope and change. However hope and change came in 1776, some have just forgotten. Instead of looking for a world peace, we just need to look back in history. Many people through the years have fought to keep what our founding fathers started
Personally I find that hope and change in the Constitution. It does not come from a political party, an eloquent statesman, or a political philosophy. If you remember Jefferson and Adams disagreed on many things, even political opponents. Still they were Americans first.
I still think the Constitution matters?
Do you?
I hear people talk about hope and change. However hope and change came in 1776, some have just forgotten. Instead of looking for a world peace, we just need to look back in history. Many people through the years have fought to keep what our founding fathers started
Personally I find that hope and change in the Constitution. It does not come from a political party, an eloquent statesman, or a political philosophy. If you remember Jefferson and Adams disagreed on many things, even political opponents. Still they were Americans first.
I still think the Constitution matters?
Do you?
Queen Rat Lady
From the “Adventures of the Human Cardinal.”
Previous Episode: Benny the Bat and St. Patrick’s Day
This post was done in the poetic form known as Fibonacci.
Evil
Yet lovely
Queen Rat Lady
Roamed in the dark alleys
Until she met the seven foot pink rabbit
Known as Killer Bunny and moved to Easter Island becoming man and wife
Oh no! Now we see Killer Bunny has another ally!
What will this mean to Brooke Meadow Lane!
Someone needs to warn the red birdman and his friends!
Stay tuned!
Special note: In April The Adventures of the Human Cardinal will become part of Word Catalyst Magazine.
Previous Episode: Benny the Bat and St. Patrick’s Day
This post was done in the poetic form known as Fibonacci.
Evil
Yet lovely
Queen Rat Lady
Roamed in the dark alleys
Until she met the seven foot pink rabbit
Known as Killer Bunny and moved to Easter Island becoming man and wife
Oh no! Now we see Killer Bunny has another ally!
What will this mean to Brooke Meadow Lane!
Someone needs to warn the red birdman and his friends!
Stay tuned!
Special note: In April The Adventures of the Human Cardinal will become part of Word Catalyst Magazine.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Benny the Bat and St. Patrick's Day
From “The Adventures of the Human Cardinal.”
Previous Episode: Aunt Neptune’s Grape Soda
This post was done in the PI from.
Benny was excited
Over
Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day
Because
His bright green complexion
Blended so perfectly well with all the holiday festivities
Lime sherbet
Was served in all establishments
Even Uncle Pluto
Bottled a tasty green soda
But many miles away on Earth evil lurked
Kent Kool and Killer Bunny were scheming a plan
I a secret getaway on Easter Island
Making plans to invade Brooke Meadow Lane on Easter
With acid Eggs
So now we know where Kent Kool fled!
Can the red birdman and gang be able to save Easter Sunday on Brooke Meadow Lane?
Stay Tuned!
Previous Episode: Aunt Neptune’s Grape Soda
This post was done in the PI from.
Benny was excited
Over
Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day
Because
His bright green complexion
Blended so perfectly well with all the holiday festivities
Lime sherbet
Was served in all establishments
Even Uncle Pluto
Bottled a tasty green soda
But many miles away on Earth evil lurked
Kent Kool and Killer Bunny were scheming a plan
I a secret getaway on Easter Island
Making plans to invade Brooke Meadow Lane on Easter
With acid Eggs
So now we know where Kent Kool fled!
Can the red birdman and gang be able to save Easter Sunday on Brooke Meadow Lane?
Stay Tuned!
Monday, March 03, 2008
Aunt Neptune's Grape Soda
From the “Adventures of the Human Cardinal.”
In our last episode the Human Cardinal drank a bottle of the deadly Brand X. Now his life is in danger.
Aunt Neptune’s Grape Soda
(The post is done in naani form)
Red feathers were falling
All over the place
The doctors could do nothing
Old H.C was almost gone
Benny the Bat
Searched the galaxy
For a bottle of
Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda
None could found
But Benny had some luck
He found a bottle of
Aunt Neptune’s Grape Soda
The little green bat
Arrived just in time
Human Cardinal
Was breathing his breath
The red bird man
Was not a hundred percent
But he would live
Meantime Kent Cool fled
Uncle Pluto is now making more bottles of his orange soda. The red bird man plans to hunt the tied-dyed hippie down!
More to come one day.
The End
In our last episode the Human Cardinal drank a bottle of the deadly Brand X. Now his life is in danger.
Aunt Neptune’s Grape Soda
(The post is done in naani form)
Red feathers were falling
All over the place
The doctors could do nothing
Old H.C was almost gone
Benny the Bat
Searched the galaxy
For a bottle of
Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda
None could found
But Benny had some luck
He found a bottle of
Aunt Neptune’s Grape Soda
The little green bat
Arrived just in time
Human Cardinal
Was breathing his breath
The red bird man
Was not a hundred percent
But he would live
Meantime Kent Cool fled
Uncle Pluto is now making more bottles of his orange soda. The red bird man plans to hunt the tied-dyed hippie down!
More to come one day.
The End
Sunday, March 02, 2008
The Deadly Brand X
In our last episode “Kent Cool Comes to Town,” the tie-dyed hippie wrestler challenged our feather hero to fight. He even put his silver belt on the line.
Today will get the Human Cardinal’s answer.
The Deadly Brand X
(This post was done in the PI form.)
Accepting the challenge
Against
Benny the Bat’s objection
The
Two met at the gym
Blue Tornado Boy knew Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda gave
Great strength
To Brooke Meadow Lane’s feathered hero
Minutes before the bell
Human Cardinal gulped down three two liter bottles
Then Benny saw Blue Wonder’s very tragic mistake
He had been given the generic lethal Brand X!
Earlier Kent Cool had made the switch
Knowing that Brand X would weaken the Human Cardinal
To near death
Will another bottle of Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda can be found in time?
Why did the tie-dyed hippie do this to the red bird man?
Stay Tune!
Today will get the Human Cardinal’s answer.
The Deadly Brand X
(This post was done in the PI form.)
Accepting the challenge
Against
Benny the Bat’s objection
The
Two met at the gym
Blue Tornado Boy knew Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda gave
Great strength
To Brooke Meadow Lane’s feathered hero
Minutes before the bell
Human Cardinal gulped down three two liter bottles
Then Benny saw Blue Wonder’s very tragic mistake
He had been given the generic lethal Brand X!
Earlier Kent Cool had made the switch
Knowing that Brand X would weaken the Human Cardinal
To near death
Will another bottle of Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda can be found in time?
Why did the tie-dyed hippie do this to the red bird man?
Stay Tune!
Kent Cool Comes to Town
From the “Adventures of the Human Cardinal”
Previous Post: “Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda.”
Kent Cool Comes to Town
One morning
In Brooke Meadow Lane
Came Kent Cool
And wrestler
Who challenged the red bird man
To a three round bout
The title
Cool laid before him
A shiny
Silver belt
He was champion of the
Entire universe
Blue Wonder
Was thrilled with glee
Yet Benny
Objected
Though is was a bad idea
To fight that hippie
So what will our hero do?
Will he fight the tie-dyed hippie for the belt?
Or will he listen to Benny?
Stay Tuned!
Special Note: This episode was done in the poetic form shadorma. Also Blue Wonder is another name for Blue Tornao Boy.
Previous Post: “Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda.”
Kent Cool Comes to Town
One morning
In Brooke Meadow Lane
Came Kent Cool
And wrestler
Who challenged the red bird man
To a three round bout
The title
Cool laid before him
A shiny
Silver belt
He was champion of the
Entire universe
Blue Wonder
Was thrilled with glee
Yet Benny
Objected
Though is was a bad idea
To fight that hippie
So what will our hero do?
Will he fight the tie-dyed hippie for the belt?
Or will he listen to Benny?
Stay Tuned!
Special Note: This episode was done in the poetic form shadorma. Also Blue Wonder is another name for Blue Tornao Boy.
Saturday, March 01, 2008
The Adventures of the Human Cardinal
The Human Cardinal
Human Cardinal
Spreading out his bright red wings
Defending pure peace
Hero of us all
Fighting those evil creatures
From deep outer space
Blue Tornado Boy
His faithful sidekick nephew
Speeding at his side
Champion of Earth
Coming out of the future
Human Cardinal
This one was done in a form know as Senryu.
Benny the Bat
Benny the Bat
Within the deep dark galaxy
A green lights appears
He is the tiny watchman
Benny the Bat
When danger is spotted
He tells Human Cardinal
Who always plays chess
With Blue Tornado Boy
Never part of the action
But full of wisecracks
That the others ignore
In truth he is wise
Human Cardinal boast
Blue Tornado Boy nods away
Benny will roll his eyes
Saying Oh! Brother!
Often comical
But his job is not
The little bright light
Benny the Bat.
This was done in the naani.
Uncle Pluto's Orange Soda
The drink of the galaxy
Made with fruits
From many worlds
Superheroes just love it
Here are just a few
Human Cardinal
Blue Tornado Boy
And Benny the Bat
Fly to any space station
And tell the clerk
You want the great taste of
Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda
Also done in the naani.
These are the first three poems I ever wrote about "The Human Cardinal." As stated in the last post, I am bring him back. If I get enough feedback, I will build a seperate website.
Human Cardinal
Spreading out his bright red wings
Defending pure peace
Hero of us all
Fighting those evil creatures
From deep outer space
Blue Tornado Boy
His faithful sidekick nephew
Speeding at his side
Champion of Earth
Coming out of the future
Human Cardinal
This one was done in a form know as Senryu.
Benny the Bat
Benny the Bat
Within the deep dark galaxy
A green lights appears
He is the tiny watchman
Benny the Bat
When danger is spotted
He tells Human Cardinal
Who always plays chess
With Blue Tornado Boy
Never part of the action
But full of wisecracks
That the others ignore
In truth he is wise
Human Cardinal boast
Blue Tornado Boy nods away
Benny will roll his eyes
Saying Oh! Brother!
Often comical
But his job is not
The little bright light
Benny the Bat.
This was done in the naani.
Uncle Pluto's Orange Soda
The drink of the galaxy
Made with fruits
From many worlds
Superheroes just love it
Here are just a few
Human Cardinal
Blue Tornado Boy
And Benny the Bat
Fly to any space station
And tell the clerk
You want the great taste of
Uncle Pluto’s Orange Soda
Also done in the naani.
These are the first three poems I ever wrote about "The Human Cardinal." As stated in the last post, I am bring him back. If I get enough feedback, I will build a seperate website.
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